Monday, May 18, 2009

Bestiola

Doin' a shitty job of blendin' in with that stick, roundy.

Bestiola

You're the one in the jar, yet I feel like I'm the one under scrutiny. How do you do that?

Sunday, May 10, 2009

testari

Imagine all that flowers must have been witness to over the years! The murders in meadows alone...

bini: initium

Is this right? How am I doing?

bini: denique

Ahh.



Sunday, May 3, 2009

Confodere

I knew I shouldn't have hugged anything whose face is 90% grin.

Bestiola

Not actually a bug, but what the hell. If you live in the dirt behind my house, you're a bug to me.


Bestiola

I do have to respect you for being able to run around so quickly without getting tangled. If I had that many legs, I would spend most of my time with them in a knot as I rolled down the street.

Bestiola

I like that bugs always seem like they're on some sort of very serious mission. Bugs got places to be!

Bestiola

You only live once, but you can be a specimen forever.

Bestiola

Your cuteness does not change the fact that I can feel you BITING ME.

Bestiola

I HAVE CONQUERED THIS FINGERNAIL IN THE NAME OF FRANCE.


Bestiola

Whatever it is he's plotting, I bet it's pretty sinister.