Friday, March 27, 2009

Oceanus : incola; Anemone

These things would make awesome underwater beanbag chairs.


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Oceanus : species; color opera

I give the ocean points for really working the coordinating color scheme.

Oceanus : incola; Avis

...I thought gulls flew out to sea to die?

Oceanus : species; frigidus

It may look warm and tranquil, but the ocean, she lies.

Oceanus : species; turba

Man, fish must lose their keys constantly in that.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Oceanus : incola; Piscis Stella

Starfish: surprisingly firm.

Oceanus : incola; Cancer

I k now it's as big as your whole body, but relative to the people trying to eat you, that's just not enough claw.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

dies C | imperator

The Emperor is dead! Long live the...penguin.

dies XCIX | belua albus

Always nice to see someone else for whom the sun does not work.



Thursday, March 5, 2009

dies XCVIII | sal

I have this theory, (and I feel it's a good one) that if rain was salt instead of fresh water, forests would be made of coral and we'd all ride footed dolphins to work.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

dies XCVII | laetitia

Even nature finds little scraggly hairs on bulbous objects hilarious.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

dies XCVI | occultus

That is good camouflage, but I still see smushing in your future.

Monday, March 2, 2009

dies XCV | ironia

I'm sure he wouldn't be smiling if he could read what he's filled with...

Sunday, March 1, 2009

dies XCIV | error perniciosus

DO NOT try to double-cross the Teddybear Mafia.